I like plaid, okay?!
It’s better than stripes, anyway.
Exactly. At least someone gets it.
Why can’t I have a shark as a pet?!
Because you would try to give all of the helpless little nubs of the world to it for breakfast. Don’t worry, we all fall prey to such temptation. Fall prey. Ha!
Oh Sam, you know me so well. I’ll just keep dreaming of the day I own sharks instead of piranhas as pets. Fall prey….not bad.