I like plaid, okay?!
It’s better than stripes, anyway.
Exactly. At least someone gets it.
Peek A Boo by schleprockfisher on Flickr.
Why can’t I have a shark as a pet?!
Because you would try to give all of the helpless little nubs of the world to it for breakfast. Don’t worry, we all fall prey to such temptation. Fall prey. Ha!
Oh Sam, you know me so well. I’ll just keep dreaming of the day I own sharks instead of piranhas as pets. Fall prey….not bad.
I don't feel like telling you anything about me but just so it's clear, coffee is my one and only love. Scissors are my favorite thing in the world and on my free time I like chasing people that annoy me with a hammer.
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